DUT: hey jsyk ? i despise surprises. its the part of me that cannot NOT know whats going on. I love pressies. im not full on Bella. but I read the ends of books before i begin them. i look up the plot of movies before i watch them. i have to know
SO. tell me about my bracelet
Slick: LMFAO! dude, what is your damage?! I love surprises. Epecially giving them. so DEAL
DUT: fuck. you. whyd you even tell me you made me one? Oh I get it. you like to torture people
Slick: *likes to use scare tactics*
DUT: *laughs at your scare tactics*
Slick: and now you GET NOTHING
DUT: dude. DUDE. no. come on. Slick. come on. Ive been SO so good
Slick: wow you are like nuts right now. it's kinda empowering. *sigh* you really want to ruin it for me?
DUT: If I get on my knees and give Jacksper the permission to have his way with me, will you send me a pic?
Slick: I like to give surprise prezzies
DUT: supreeze Noms! i am unsupreezeable
Slick: I want to surpreeze you both. you really suck.
DUT: thats what he said
Slick:I'm never making you shit ever again. js
Slick: alright how about this. I'll show you the design I made. but not the finished product
DUT: hm. yes
Slick: it's taking forever
DUT: is it really long? really big? hard to attach? you need a better strap on slick
Slick: shat up. it'll go through. I'll tell you when my phone makes the airplane noise
DUT: Oh I love it when it makes those noises. makes me tingle. and then I freak out because once I sent this naughty pic (that I was meaning to send to my OWN email) to my mum
Slick: just went through
DUT: ugh it feels so good when it goes through
Slick: that's bad
DUT: I cant help it. Listening to Eminem. Need I say more?
Slick: nope. I got it
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