DUT: I cant wait for you and Slick to finish growing your balls
NOMS: LOL!
DUT: now that mine are done, and I've installed them, Im finding I am doing more things than I could imagine
NOMS: well, if the sun ever fucking comes out, they might grow
DUT: LOL!!!!
NOMS: good for you and your balls! I'm so proud
DUT: I love mine. they are large dude. so heavy
NOMS: maybe you could take mine and pot them in your windowsill
DUT: yeah that might help yours along!
NOMS: do you talk to them when the grow
DUT: Oh yeah. I talk and fondle them every step of the way
NOMS: fuckin' yes! you can grow and fondle my balls anytime
DUT: Aww schucks. you'd trust me with the growth of your balls?
