You love my Surpreezes long time?

DUT: hey jsyk ? i despise surprises. its the part of me that cannot NOT know whats going on. I love pressies. im not full on Bella. but I read the ends of books before i begin them. i look up the plot of movies before i watch them. i have to know
SO. tell me about my bracelet
Slick: LMFAO! dude, what is your damage?! I love surprises. Epecially giving them. so DEAL
DUT: fuck. you. whyd you even tell me you made me one? Oh I get it. you like to torture people

Slick: *likes to use scare tactics*
DUT: *laughs at your scare tactics*
Slick: and now you GET NOTHING
DUT: dude. DUDE. no. come on. Slick. come on. Ive been SO so good
Slick: wow you are like nuts right now. it's kinda empowering. *sigh* you really want to ruin it for me?
DUT: If I get on my knees and give Jacksper the permission to have his way with me, will you send me a pic?

Slick: I like to give surprise prezzies
DUT: supreeze Noms! i am unsupreezeable
Slick: I want to surpreeze you both. you really suck.
DUT: thats what he said
Slick:I'm never making you shit ever again. js

Slick: alright how about this. I'll show you the design I made. but not the finished product
DUT: hm. yes
Slick: it's taking forever
DUT: is it really long? really big? hard to attach? you need a better strap on slick
Slick: shat up. it'll go through. I'll tell you when my phone makes the airplane noise
DUT: Oh I love it when it makes those noises. makes me tingle. and then I freak out because once I sent this naughty pic (that I was meaning to send to my OWN email) to my mum

Slick: just went through
DUT: ugh it feels so good when it goes through
Slick: that's bad
DUT: I cant help it. Listening to Eminem. Need I say more?
Slick: nope. I got it

In reference to a past conversation... which I'd LOVE to have saved somewhere

DUT: I cant wait for you and Slick to finish growing your balls
NOMS: LOL!
DUT: now that mine are done, and I've installed them, Im finding I am doing more things than I could imagine
NOMS: well, if the sun ever fucking comes out, they might grow
DUT: LOL!!!!
NOMS: good for you and your balls! I'm so proud
DUT: I love mine. they are large dude. so heavy
NOMS: maybe you could take mine and pot them in your windowsill
DUT: yeah that might help yours along!
NOMS: do you talk to them when the grow
DUT: Oh yeah. I talk and fondle them every step of the way
NOMS: fuckin' yes! you can grow and fondle my balls anytime
DUT: Aww schucks. you'd trust me with the growth of your balls?